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| Andy: | [playing the guitar] Ange, check it out. [singing] There's a place in France / where the naked ladies dance. |
| Angela: | Really Andy? It's Christmas. And you're singing about nudity and France. [walks away] |
| Andy: | [keeps singing] There's a hole in the wall / where the men can see it all. |
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Cloris Leachman displays some serious PDA with Jack Black in an upcoming episode of The Office.
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"I have an intimate scene with Jack Black," Leachman -- who recently competed on Dancing With the Stars -- told Entertainment Tonight Tuesday while prepping for her role as Grand Marshall at the Tournament of Roses New Years Day parade.
"He has to take me naked out of a bath tub and we kiss a lot," added Leachman, 82.
The show will air after The Office on Feb. 1, Super Bowl Sunday.
From Us Magazine (via OfficeTally):
Cloris Leachman displays some serious PDA with Jack Black in an upcoming episode of The Office.
Check out more photos of stars who can't get enough of each other.
"I have an intimate scene with Jack Black," Leachman -- who recently competed on Dancing With the Stars -- told Entertainment Tonight Tuesday while prepping for her role as Grand Marshall at the Tournament of Roses New Years Day parade.
"He has to take me naked out of a bath tub and we kiss a lot," added Leachman, 82.
The show will air after The Office on Feb. 1, Super Bowl Sunday.
Posted: January 3rd, 2009 by marc Permanent Link
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| Ryan: | Did this happen on company property? |
| Michael Scott: | It was on company property, with company property. So, double jeopardy, we're fine. |
| Ryan: | I don't think-- I don't think you understand how jeopardy works. |
| Michael Scott: | Oh, I'm sorry. What is, 'we're fine'? |
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| Jim Halpert: | Question. What kind of bear is best? |
| Dwight Schrute: | That's a ridiculous question. |
| Jim Halpert: | False. Black bear. |
| Dwight Schrute: | That's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought-- |
| Jim Halpert: | Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Bears do not... What is going on?! What are you doing?! |
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| Michael Scott: | Ladies and gentleman, I have some bad news. Meredith was hit by a car. |
| Oscar: | Where? |
| Michael Scott: | It happened this morning in the parking lot. I took her to the hospital. And the doctors tried to save her, life, they did the best they could. And she is going to be ok. |
| Stanley: | What is wrong with you? Why would you have to phrase is like that? |
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