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| Angela: | [to Meredith driving] Slower. Slower. Meredith! Slow it up! |
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| Angela: | In the Martin family we like to say, 'looks like someone took the slow train from Philly.' That's code for check out the slut. |
| [swats at flies] | |
| Angela: | Why are there flies in here? |
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| Angela: | You always do this! We have a nice, modest party planned and then you come in and you demand the world. Let me be clear, there is simply no money for anything other than a cake and to develop a few more slides. Although Toby will not be in them. |
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| Angela: | Those aren't chips and dip. |
| Pam Beesly: | No, I made brownies. |
| Angela: | [sighs] |
| Pam Beesly: | What? |
| Angela: | I'm just trying to figure out why you're trying to sabatoge things. |
| Pam Beesly: | I made brownies. |
| Angela: | And I made cookies. Same category. |
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| Phyllis: | I'm a Lutheran and Bob is a Unitarian. It keeps things spicy. |
| Angela: | That's why we're cursed. |
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| Angela: | I'm not gaining anything from this seminar. I'm a professional woman, the head of accounting. I'm in the healthiest relationship of my life. I just think it's insulting that Jan thinks we need this. And apparently, judging from her outfit, Jan aspires to be a whore. |
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| Dwight Schrute: | Excuse me. May I have your attention, please. There has been an accident on 84-West. Cars have skidded off the road into the safety railing. Several cars have flipped. There is broken glass everywhere. Several people are injured. |
| Pam Beesly: | Do we know anyone who was in the accident? |
| Dwight Schrute: | Brad Pitt. Also, there will be no bonuses. |
| Stanley: | Why would this affect our bonuses? |
| Dwight Schrute: | They are unrelated. |
| Kelly: | Is Brad ok? |
| Dwight Schrute: | He will never act again. Also, this branch is closing. |
| Oscar: | What the hell's going on here? |
| Angela: | Are we out of jobs? |
| Dwight Schrute: | Yes. |
| Kelly: | This is karma because of what he did to Jennifer Anniston. |
| Michael Scott: | He was kidding. Dwight was kidding and I don't know why because it wasn't funny and was, just, horrible. |
| Stanley: | Michael, you said we were getting bonuses. |
| Michael Scott: | Alright, everybody in the conference room now. Let's go. Let's do it. |
| Stanley: | [into phone] Cancel the wallpaper. |
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