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| Michael Scott: | You and I are going to sneak inside, pretend that we are warehouse workers and we will Silly String the bejesus out of the place. |
| Dwight Schrute: | And if we have to defend ourselves, I will stab the security guard in the eye, with the jumbo chalk. |
| Jim Halpert: | No! No you won't do that. Nope. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Then I'll grind up the jumbo chalk and blow it in his eyes. |
| Jim Halpert: | Dwight, nothing with the eyes. Please? |
| Dwight Schrute: | Okay Jim. |
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| Dwight Schrute: | Hello! |
| Jan: | What are you doing here? |
| Dwight Schrute: | We came here to eat dinner and to party. This is a dinner party right? |
| Pam Beesly: | Awesome! |
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| Dwight Schrute: | Second Life is not a game. It is a multi-user, virtual environment. It doesn't have points, or scores, it doesn't have winners or losers. |
| Jim Halpert: | Oh it has losers. |
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| Dwight Schrute: | What was your mile time? |
| Toby: | 'Bout seven. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Heh, I could beat that on a skateboard. |
| Toby: | Well that has wheels. |
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| [Dwight appears as Jim is kissing Pam] | |
| Dwight Schrute: | You're back. |
| Pam Beesly: | Uh, yeah. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Good. [takes papers out] I need you to make five copies of these. |
| Pam Beesly: | I'm not going inside. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Alright. First thing in the morning then. |
| Jim Halpert: | Welcome back. |
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| [after Phyllis reveals the secret to the office] | |
| Dwight Schrute: | Well don't look so surprised. |
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| Dwight Schrute: | Stay below the smoke line! Let's go! Clear out! STAT! [pause] Stat means now! |
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