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| Andy: | Gentlemen, please. We called this meeting. Andy Bernard, is the name of me. And this is my associate Mr. Kevin Malone. |
| W.B. Jones: | Alright. What do you want? |
| Andy: | Well first of all, I'd just like to say what an honor it is to be sitting here with you gentlemen. |
| W.B. Jones: | You have about ten seconds. |
| Kevin: | We want our parking spaces back! |
| Paul Faust: | Whose parking spaces? |
| Kevin: | W.B. Jones's construction guys park in our parking spaces every morning, and some people have to park really far away and walk all the way to the office, and some people sweat too much for comfort and-- |
| Bill Cress: | My God. |
| Paul Faust: | I don't have time for this guys. Just give 'em back their spaces. |
| W.B. Jones: | Okay. |
| Paul Faust: | We good? Okay. Could've done this over email. |
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| Kevin: | How's the candle game? |
| Jan: | Oh, great. Yeah. Serenity by Jan is kicking ass, and taking names. You remember last week when that girl went missing? Guess whose candles they used for the vigil. |
| Kevin: | Cool. Thank God they found her too. |
| Jan: | Oh they found her? |
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| Kevin: | Michael, the baby's already been born. |
| Michael Scott: | Yeah, duhh. |
| Kevin: | Yea, so, we had games planned, but the baby ruins all of 'em. |
| Michael Scott: | No, the baby doesn't ruin anything, Kevin. Okay? The baby multiplies the fun. So let's just do what you were going to do. |
| Kevin: | Okay... Who wants to guess when the baby will be born. |
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| Kevin: | If someone gives you ten thousand to one on anything, you take it. If John Mellencamp ever wins an oscar, I'm going to be a very rich dude. |
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| Kelly: | Hey! A margarita-karaoke-Christmas party! That sounds like fun. |
| Angela: | No. That is not a party, there is only one party and it's hosted by the party planning committee, and it starts at 3 o'clock. |
| Kevin: | Then why are there two flyers? |
| Karen: | Oh, I understand that this is confusing for everyone, let me explain. There's a party that starts at 3- |
| Kevin: | Right... |
| Karen: | And then there's a way more fun party that starts at 2:45. |
| Pam Beesly: | Right, and if you're interested in the way more fun party, all the info can be found here, on our more brightly colored flyer. |
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| Kevin: | Hi Jan. You look... tan. |
| Jan: | I was in Scottsdale, visiting my sister. |
| Kevin: | Yeah? How was it? |
| Jan: | Very sunny. Family's important. |
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