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| Michael Scott: | Don't sell your implants please. |
| Jan: | I'm keeping them. I know you like 'em... They're kind of uncomfortable though. |
| Michael Scott: | That's nice. |
| Jan: | Kind of painful. |
| Michael Scott: | Looks cute. |
| Jan: | My nipples aren't as sensitive now. |
| Michael Scott: | Looks cute though. |
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| Jim Halpert: | [under his breath] Sex. Steve Martin. Teri Hatcher. |
| Michael Scott: | What? |
| Jim Halpert: | What? |
| Michael Scott: | What'd you say? |
| Jim Halpert: | I didn't say anything, I was waiting to see what happened. |
| Michael Scott: | It sounded interesting, what you were gonna... |
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| Michael Scott: | Prove it. Let's see your penis! I... you know, as that was coming out of my mouth I knew that it was wrong. |
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| Michael Scott: | I wanted this party to be really special, so I sort of went above and beyond. |
| Jim Halpert: | Well that's great, but don't tell me who it is 'cause I could... |
| Michael Scott: | It was Ryan. Yep. I have Ryan. |
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| Toby: | We're not all gonna sit in a circle Indian style, are we? |
| Michael Scott: | Get out. No this is not a joke. It was offensive and lame, so double offensive. This is an environment of welcoming and you should just get the hell out of here. |
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| Michael Scott: | I didn't feel much, when I held Astrid... But I got a good feeling from Holly. |
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| Michael Scott: | Can I hold her? |
| Jan: | Yes. Yes you can. |
| [Michael gets up and walks over to Jan's baby] | |
| Jan: | You know, I think just leave her, in the car seat. |
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| Michael Scott: | You know a lot of these people, this is the only family they have. So, as far as I'm concerned [picks up 'World's Best Boss' mug] this says World's Best Dad. |
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