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| Dwight Schrute: | Excuse me. May I have your attention, please. There has been an accident on 84-West. Cars have skidded off the road into the safety railing. Several cars have flipped. There is broken glass everywhere. Several people are injured. |
| Pam Beesly: | Do we know anyone who was in the accident? |
| Dwight Schrute: | Brad Pitt. Also, there will be no bonuses. |
| Stanley: | Why would this affect our bonuses? |
| Dwight Schrute: | They are unrelated. |
| Kelly: | Is Brad ok? |
| Dwight Schrute: | He will never act again. Also, this branch is closing. |
| Oscar: | What the hell's going on here? |
| Angela: | Are we out of jobs? |
| Dwight Schrute: | Yes. |
| Kelly: | This is karma because of what he did to Jennifer Anniston. |
| Michael Scott: | He was kidding. Dwight was kidding and I don't know why because it wasn't funny and was, just, horrible. |
| Stanley: | Michael, you said we were getting bonuses. |
| Michael Scott: | Alright, everybody in the conference room now. Let's go. Let's do it. |
| Stanley: | [into phone] Cancel the wallpaper. |
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| Ryan: | What I really want, honestly, Michael is for you to know it so that you can communicate it to the people here, to your clients, whomever. |
| Michael Scott: | Oh okay. |
| Ryan: | What? |
| Michael Scott: | It's whoever, not whomever. |
| Ryan: | It's whomever. |
| Michael Scott: | No, whomever is never acutally right. |
| Jim Halpert: | Nope, sometimes it's right. |
| Creed: | Michael is right. It's a made up word used to trick students- |
| Andy: | No. Actually, whomever is the formal version of the word-- |
| Oscar: | Obviously it's a real word- but I don't know how to use it correctly. |
| Michael Scott: | [to camera] Not a native speaker. |
| Kevin: | I know what's right. But I'm not gonna say. Because you're all jerks who didn't come see my band last night. |
| Ryan: | Do you really know which one is correct? |
| Kevin: | I don't know. |
| Pam Beesly: | It's whom when it's the object of the sentence and who when as the subject. |
| Phyllis: | That sounds right. |
| Michael Scott: | Well it sounds right but is it? |
| Stanley: | How did Ryan use it, as an object? |
| Ryan: | As an object. |
| Kelly: | Ryan used me as an object. |
| Oscar: | Is he right about that-- |
| Pam Beesly: | How did he use it again? |
| Toby: | It was, Ryan wanted Michael, the subject, to explain the computer system, the object-- |
| Michael Scott: | Thank you! |
| Toby: | ...to whomever, meaning us, the indirect object. Which is the, the correct usage of the word. |
| Michael Scott: | No one, uh asked you anything ever so whomever's name is Toby, why don't you take a letter opener and stick it in your skull? |
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| Michael Scott: | Alright everybody-- [noticing Pam's glasses] Oh. My. God. Pam. Those make you look so ugly. Uhh, Pam in order to get hotter you take the glasses off. You're moving in the wrong direction. |
| Pam Beesly: | I don't have my contacts-- |
| Michael Scott: | Dah, dah, dah. I can't even hear you. It's just noise coming out of an ugly scientist. |
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| Dwight Schrute: | Hello! |
| Jan: | What are you doing here? |
| Dwight Schrute: | We came here to eat dinner and to party. This is a dinner party right? |
| Pam Beesly: | Awesome! |
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| Dwight Schrute: | Pam, make I speak to you? Privately? |
| Pam Beesly: | You can't fire me just because Michael isn't here, Dwight. |
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| [Dwight comes in dressed as Jim] | |
| Pam Beesly: | Hey Dwight. You look really nice today. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Pssh. I look like an idiot. Hey Karen. |
| Karen: | Hey, Dwight. Lookin' sharp. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Yeah that's because I'm your boyfriend Jim Halpert. Hey Karen, wanna get together later and sexual intercourse 'cuz you're my girlfriend. |
| Jim Halpert: | Do you? |
| Karen: | No. I'm good, thanks. |
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| Pam Beesly: | I'm not frustrated. Even if I were in Scranton Jim and I would have days like this. We're just... a little out of sync. You know, that's all. [picking up towel] Oh great, I washed my lipstick. |
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| Pam Beesly: | [over bluetooth, referring to Dwight] Describe him exactly. What color mustard is his shirt? Yellow or Dijon? |
| Jim Halpert: | It is more a spicy brown actually. |
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