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| Michael Scott: | Do you know any girl in New York you might... wanna hook me up with? That might be interested in a guy like me? |
| Ryan: | No. Sorry man. |
| Michael Scott: | Ah you tried. |
| Ryan: | But seriously, you should see the girls I meet at clubs in the city. |
| Michael Scott: | Yeah. |
| Ryan: | Unreal. |
| Michael Scott: | They sound great. |
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| Ryan: | Jim's been looking at me kind of a lot this week. I would be creeped out by it, but it's nothing compared to the way Michael looks at me. |
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| Dwight Schrute: | [introducing himself] Hi, Dwight. You resemble a Tolkien character. |
| Ryan: | He basically is man, he's a regular banking wizard. |
| Dwight Schrute: | No no no, not a wizard, a hobbit. |
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| Stanley: | I don't like when my clients call me to help them use the website. I'm not seeing commissions on that. |
| Ryan: | I hear you Stanley, that is a great observation. Problems like that will not happen when we launch Dunder Mifflin Infinity 2.0. |
| Stanley: | When will that be. |
| Ryan: | Tbd. |
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| Ryan: | [after winning the 'Hottest in the Office' award] What am I going to do with the award? Nothing... I don't know what I'm going to do. That's the least of my concerns right now. |
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| Ryan: | Last year Creed asked me how to set up a blog. Wanting to protect the world from being exposed to Creed's brain, I opened up a Word document on his computer and put an address at the top. I've read some of it. Even for the intranet, it's... pretty shocking. |
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| Jim Halpert: | [after Dwight's stapler was put in Jello] Dwight, I'm sorry because, I've always been your biggest flan. |
| Michael Scott: | [laughing] Oh! Nice! See, that's the way it is around here. It just kinda goes round and round. |
| Ryan: | You, uh, you should have put him in custardy. |
| Michael Scott: | Oh! HEY! HEY! YES! NEW GUY! AND HE SCORES! |
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| Ryan: | [referring to Kelly] What did she say? |
| Jim Halpert: | She said lots of things. |
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