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Toby: We should really have the office's air quality tested. We have radon coming from below. We have asbestos in the ceilings. These are silent killers.
Michael Scott: You are the silent killer. Go back to the annex.
Toby: You'll see.
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Toby: Didn't you lose a lot of money on that other investment? The email?
Michael Scott: You know what Toby, when the son of the deposed king of Nigeria emails you directly, asking for help, you help! His father ran the freaking country! Ok?
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Michael Scott: Who do you think you are.
Toby: [long pause] I'm Toby.
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Dwight Schrute: What was your mile time?
Toby: 'Bout seven.
Dwight Schrute: Heh, I could beat that on a skateboard.
Toby: Well that has wheels.
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Toby: Really? Today?
Ryan: Yeah.
Toby: Huh. Happy birthday.
Ryan: Thanks.
Toby: I could say something.
Ryan: No- don't do that.
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Darryl: Haven't been to New York in a long time. Maybe I'll stay overnight. Got a cousin that lives down there.
Toby: How will we get home?
Darryl: You can stay too. He's got a big place.
Michael Scott: Maybe I'll stay.
Darryl: It's not that big. Busses, though, will get you home quick.
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