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| Toby: | We should really have the office's air quality tested. We have radon coming from below. We have asbestos in the ceilings. These are silent killers. |
| Michael Scott: | You are the silent killer. Go back to the annex. |
| Toby: | You'll see. |
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| Toby: | Didn't you lose a lot of money on that other investment? The email? |
| Michael Scott: | You know what Toby, when the son of the deposed king of Nigeria emails you directly, asking for help, you help! His father ran the freaking country! Ok? |
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| Michael Scott: | Who do you think you are. |
| Toby: | [long pause] I'm Toby. |
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| Dwight Schrute: | What was your mile time? |
| Toby: | 'Bout seven. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Heh, I could beat that on a skateboard. |
| Toby: | Well that has wheels. |
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| Toby: | Really? Today? |
| Ryan: | Yeah. |
| Toby: | Huh. Happy birthday. |
| Ryan: | Thanks. |
| Toby: | I could say something. |
| Ryan: | No- don't do that. |
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| Darryl: | Haven't been to New York in a long time. Maybe I'll stay overnight. Got a cousin that lives down there. |
| Toby: | How will we get home? |
| Darryl: | You can stay too. He's got a big place. |
| Michael Scott: | Maybe I'll stay. |
| Darryl: | It's not that big. Busses, though, will get you home quick. |
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