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| Michael Scott: | I want you, to meet my family. Come on. Oscar Martinez, accountant extraordinare, this is Justin. This is Darryl Philbin. Isn't he big? And you already met her, Pam Beesly, office hottie. She will do you. [chuckling as Pam has a look of disgust] No, but she has already dated two guys in the office-- that we know of. So, this could be number three. You never kn-- [Pam walks off] |
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| Toby: | I have an announcement, uh, to make. I am moving to Costa Rica. Thought about it for a long time now, and I'm finally gonna do it. So... I'm just gonna hop the fence and job home now. [runs out through door] |
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| Michael Scott: | Hey! What the hell! Is going on here! Who thought it would be hysterical to give Toby a rock for his going away gift? |
| Dwight Schrute: | You did. |
| Michael Scott: | No! |
| Dwight Schrute: | You made me wrap it. I thought it was over the line-- |
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| Kevin: | So, Jim. You're gonna live in the same house that you used to pee the bed in. |
| Jim Halpert: | Yeah. I guess technically, Kev. You're right. |
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| Dwight Schrute: | You are giving me this raise, I deserve this raise. Yes! Yes! Yes! AHH! The least you could do is keep my salary consistent with inflation, WAKAH! Yes! Why are you gonna give me this raise? Why? Because... I'm awesome! I am AWESOOOME! |
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| Dwight Schrute: | If a vampire-bat was in the U.S. It would make sense for it to come to a 'sylvania.' Like Pennsylvania. Now that doesn't mean that Jim's gonna become a vampire, only that he carries that vampiric germ. |
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| Phyllis: | [over the speakerphone] Hi, are there any local companies that rent anti-gravity machines? |
| Woman: | Anti-gravity machines? |
| Phyllis: | That's right, yeah. |
| Woman: | What do they do exactly? |
| Phyllis: | They make you feel lighter. |
| Woman: | [looking it up] Anti-gravity... um... anti-depressant? I could put you through to someone on that? |
| Phyllis: | [pause] Okay. |
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| Michael Scott: | I am king of forwards. It's how I like to do business, everybody joking around. |
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| Michael Scott: | I have brought with me only the bare essentials. A knife. A roll of duct tape. In case I need to fashion a shelter, or make some sort of water vessel. |
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| Michael Scott: | So, I need a little treat for the gang. Something to win their affections back. |
| Ryan: | Back? Why is that, Michael? |
| Michael Scott: | Well, I ran down Meredith in my car. |
| Ryan: | Ohhhh. Did you do this on purpose? |
| Michael Scott: | No. I was being negligent. |
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