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Season 3 - Initiation

Andy: Hey Big Tuna, can I talk to you about something?
Jim Halpert: Yeah sure.
Andy: [pause] Can you stand up and talk to me over there?
Karen: That's it?
Andy: I am acting my heart out up here.
Karen: That's all you could come up with?
Andy: You asked for my help!

Season 3 - The Convention

Jim Halpert: Dwight's room key... And Dwight's room. What can I say? Old habits die hard
[Jim enters Dwight's room, seeing a woman lying on the bed but not recognizing Angela]
Angela: Dwighty?
Jim Halpert: [runs out of room] Oh my God! Dwight got a hooker! God, I got to call... I gotta call somebody. I don't know who to call! ...Dwight got a hooker!

Season 4 - Goodbye Toby

[phone rings]
Jim Halpert: Hello this is Dwight. [switches to accent] Hello Motta. I have married. Tell Fadda. [hangs up]

Season 4 - Goodbye Toby

Michael Scott: Can I just say that, of all the idiots, in all the idiot villages, in all the idiot worlds, you stand alone, my friend.

Season 4 - Goodbye Toby

Michael Scott: Every year my sweet, sweet grandmother sends me a check on my birthday for fifty dollars. And lately she has been sending me like nine or 10 checks a year, uh, as Nana starts to... but I knew I should be saving it for something, I just didn't know what I should be saving it for. And then I had an awakening. Michael, buy a motorcycle. I put the money in my shoe, and then I forgot about it until now.