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| Jim Halpert: | [to Dwight] God, this is so sad, this is the smallest amount of power I've ever seen go to someone's head. |
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| Michael Scott: | I know 'grumble grumble', but you would follow me to the ends of the earth grumblin' all the way. Just like that uh dwarf from Lord of the Rings. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Gimli. |
| Michael Scott: | NERD. That is why you're not on the team. |
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| Michael Scott: | Let's put together the starting line-up, shall we? Stanley, of course. |
| Stanley: | I'm sorry? |
| Michael Scott: | Um, what do you play? Center? |
| Stanley: | Why 'of course'? What's that supposed to mean? |
| Michael Scott: | I donno... I don't remember saying that. |
| Jim Halpert: | Uh, I heard it. |
| Michael Scott: | Well people hear a lot of things, man. |
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| Jim Halpert: | I'll do it. I'll get the skirt, pigtails, pom poms. |
| Michael Scott: | Yeah, just try not to be too gay on the court! |
| [Jim raises his eyebrows at the camera] | |
| Michael Scott: | I mean that in the 'bad-at-sports' way. I think that goes without saying. |
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| Oscar: | [of Mexican descent] I can play, if you need any help. |
| Michael Scott: | I will use your talents come baseball season, my friend. Or if we ever decide to box. |
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| Michael Scott: | This is our warehouse, or as I like to call it, the 'whore house.' But don't you call it that. I've earned the right. |
| Ryan Howard: | Fine, don't worry about that. |
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| Michael Scott: | ...and I'm sinking a few, swish swish swish- nothing but net! And their jaws just drop to the floor. African Americans! |
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| Michael Scott: | You know what? Screw corporate. Nobody's coming in tomorrow. You have the day off. Like coming in an extra day is gonna prevent us from being downsized. Have a good weekend. |
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