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The Office Season 1 - Hot Girl
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| Roy: | Hey, Jimmy, what do you think about the purse girl? |
| Jim Halpert: | Cute, sure, yeah. |
| Roy: | Why don't you get on that? |
| Jim Halpert: | She's not really my type. |
| Roy: | What are you, gay? |
| Jim Halpert: | Mmm. I don't think so. No. |
| Kevin: | Well what is your type? |
| Jim Halpert: | Moms, primarily. Yep, soccer moms, single moms, NASCAR moms, any type of mom really. |
| Roy: | That's disgusting. |
| Kevin: | Stay away from my mom. |
| Jim Halpert: | Too late, Kev. |
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| [from deleted scenes] | |
| Dwight Schrute: | Let me describe the perfect date: I take her out to a nice dinner. She looks amazing. Some guy tries to hit on her... now he wants to fight- so I grab him- I throw him into the jukebox! Then the other ninja's got a knife, he comes at me, we grapple, I turn his knife on him. Blood on the dance floor. She's scared now. I take her home. I'm holding her in my arms. I reach in for a kiss... I hear something in the leaves, I flip her around, she gets a poison arrow right in her back. She was in on it the whole time... but I knew. |
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| Dwight Schrute: | The purse girl hits everything on my checklist: creamy skin, straight teeth, curly hair, amazing breasts. Not for me... for my children. The Schrutes produce very thirsty babies. |
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| Michael Scott: | I live by one rule: No office romances, no way. Very messy, inappropriate... no. But, I live by another rule: Just do it... Nike. |
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| Ryan: | What about this bottle of power drink? |
| Michael Scott: | What flavor? |
| Ryan: | Blue. |
| Michael Scott: | Blue is not a flavor. |
| Ryan: | It says, flavor: blue blast. |
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| Michael Scott: | Cock in the hen house! |
| Dwight Schrute: | Cocks in the hen house! |
| Michael Scott: | Don't say cocks. |
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| Michael Scott: | No! Don't throw that away! That's my Drakkar Noir. |
| Ryan: | No, this says 'Rite Aid Nite Swept.' |
| Michael Scott: | It's a perfect smell-alike. I'm not playing for the label. |
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| Pam Beesly: | Michael? |
| Michael Scott: | Pam! |
| Pam Beesly: | Hey... there's-- |
| Michael Scott: | Burger with cheese! |
| Pam Beesly: | There's a person here-- |
| Michael Scott: | And fries! |
| Pam Beesly: | There's-- |
| Micahael Scott: | And a shake. |
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| Michael Scott: | You hear stories about Dunder Mifflin in the 80's, before everybody knew how bad cocaine was. Gyah... man, did they move paper! |
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| Jim Halpert: | Okay, shhhh stop. Stop whatever you're doing because this is going to be good. |
| [looking at Dwight buy a purse from Katy, the purse girl] | |
| Jim Halpert: | [imitating Dwight in high-falsetto voice] Hi. My name is Dwight Schrute and I would like to buy a purse from you. Good lord, look at these purses! This is something special. Oh my God. Is this Salvatore Di-chini-asta? |
| Pam Beesly: | [mimicking Katy] Oh definitely, definitely step in and out of it like that. |
| Jim Halpert: | Yes, well I want to stress test it. You know, in case anything happens. |
| Pam Beesly: | Oh! |
| Jim Halpert: | Oh! That was really. [Dwight hits purse against table] This is necessary to do to really give it a good workout. This is ooooh... This is the prettiest one of all. I'm going to be the prettiest girl in the ball. Oh, how much? |
| Pam Beesly: | Oh, God. It's sad. It's so sad. |
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| Kevin: | Pam, are you jealous of Katie? |
| Pam Beesly: | No. |
| Kevin: | But she's prettier than you. |
| Pam Beesly: | Kevin, that's really rude! |
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| [from deleted scenes] | |
| Michael Scott: | [in front of Katy to Toby] Toby's divorced. God that's hard. That really ripped you up. She got the kids right? That'll damage ya. Sorry man. That's, uh, quite a bad one. How much are you paying her? What can- you can't even afford anything now right? You're alright though, right? Don't ask me for a raise! ...oh cup-a-soup's a good idea though. That's a good budgetary thing to do. |
| Toby: | It's just a snack. |
| Michael Scott: | Well they're good snacks, they're good food. Good meals. Good lunch. ...you still sleepin' in the car? |
| Toby: | No. |
| Michael Scott: | Because he slept in the car a couple times. |
| Toby: | Just the once. |
| Michael Scott: | Are you still taking the anti-depressants? It's a good idea. Because it'll help! It'll help man. |
| Katie: | I'm gonna go back to my table. |
| Michael Scott: | Okay. I'll see you in a bit! [pauses] She's pretty cute isn't she? ...see you in a bit! |
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| Ryan: | How many Filet o' Fishes did you eat? |
| Michael Scott: | That's over several months, Ryan. |
| Ryan: | Still... |
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| Michael Scott: | I do read Small Businessman. I also subscribe to USA Today and American Way magazine. That's the in-flight magazine. Some great articles in that. They did this great profile last month of Doris Roberts and where she likes to eat when she's in Phoenix. Illuminating. |
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