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The Office Season 2 - Booze Cruise
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| Jim Halpert: | To tell you the truth, I used to have a big thing for pam. So.. |
| Michael Scott: | Really. You're kidding me. You and Pam? Wow. I would have never put you two together.. did you really.. you really hid it well. God. I usually have a radar for stuff like that. [sighs] You know I made out with Jan. |
| Jim Halpert: | Yeah. I know. |
| Michael Scott: | Yeah. Yeah. Well, Pam is cute. |
| Jim Halpert: | Yeah... she's really funny. She's warm... and she's just... yeah. |
| Michael Scott: | Well, if you like her so much, don't give up. |
| Jim Halpert: | She's engaged. |
| Michael Scott: | Pift. BFD. Engaged aint married. |
| Jim Halpert: | Huh. |
| Michael Scott: | Never, ever, ever give up. |
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| Dwight Schrute: | Don't worry Michael, I'm taking us to shore! |
| Michael Scott: | It's a fake wheel, dummy! |
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| Michael Scott: | Who's seen Titanic? |
| Jim Halpert: | I'm not really sure what movie you''re talking about. Are you sure you've got the title right? |
| Pam Beesly: | I think you're thinking of 'The Hunt for Red October.' |
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| Angela: | Hey, come inside and talk to me. |
| Dwight Schrute: | I can't! Do you want us to run aground woman!? |
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| Dwight Schrute: | Seasick? Captain Jack says to watch the moon. |
| Michael Scott: | Captain Jack's a fart face. |
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| [from deleted scenes] | |
| Creed: | Back in the '60s, I was with the Grassroots. We toured with Janis Joplin, The Doors, Cream. We had a lot of fun. And now I do quality assurance for a paper company. As you can imagine drugs played a part... They still do... I, uh... My work calls last about 90 seconds and that's about as long as I can concentrate. |
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| Katy: | Do you think that will ever be us? |
| Jim Halpert: | No. |
| Katy: | What is wrong with you, why did you even bring me here tonight? |
| Jim Halpert: | I donno. Let's break up. |
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| Dwight Schrute: | Okay fine... where's my wallet? |
| Jim Halpert: | Oh there it is, 'J1'. |
| Dwight Schrute: | I don't have any... |
| Jim Halpert: | Here, have some nickels. |
| Dwight Schrute: | [putting nickels into vending machine] 5, 10, 15, 20, 25-- |
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| Michael Scott: | Leader. Ship. The word 'ship' is hidden in side the word 'leadership,' as its... derivation. |
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| Katy: | Were you a cheerleader in high school? |
| Roy: | No, she was totally little miss artsy fartsy in high school. She wore the turtle neck and everything. |
| Katy: | That's hilarious. |
| Jim Halpert: | It's not hilarious.. but. |
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| Pam Beesly: | What do I want, what do I want... Oh! A pencil cup. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Oh no no no no. That's my pencil cup. |
| Pam Beesly: | I don't think so, I just bought it. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Uh, I think so, and you're gonna hand it over to me. |
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| Michael Scott: | What is with the guy jumping overboard? If he had just waited and heard what I had to say, he would be motivated right now, and not all wet. |
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| Oscar: | Last year Michael's theme was 'bowl over the competition.' So guess where we went. |
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| Phyllis: | Michael, everyone in the engine room drowned. |
| Michael Scott: | Thank you, Spoiler Alert! |
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| Michael Scott: | I see the sales dept as the furnace |
| Phyllis: | The furnace? |
| Jim Halpert: | How old is the ship? |
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| Captain Jack: | That's right, partyers! It's time to limbo, limbo, limbo! Alright, I need a volunteer to come up here and hold my stick. Huh? Who's it gonna be? |
| Dwight Schrute: | Me me me! |
| Captain Jack: | Uh, usually it's a woman. |
| Dwight Schrute: | I'm stronger. |
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| Jim Halpert: | What happened to you? |
| Michael Scott: | Captain jack has a problem with authority. |
| Jim Halpert: | Oh, right, 'cause you announced that his ship was sinking. |
| Michael Scott: | He just totally lost it. If you ask me he caused the panic. |
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| [from deleted scenes] | |
| Dwight Schrute: | On the high seas Captain Jack's the leader, on the land it's Michael. On the ramp up to the boat, I was a little conflicted. |
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| Pam Beesly: | It's getting kind of rowdy down there. |
| Jim Halpert: | Yeah, 'Darryl! Darryl! Darryl!' |
| Pam Beesly: | Sometimes I just don't get Roy... I mean I donno... so... what's it like dating a cheerleader? |
| Jim Halpert: | Well... um. |
| [awkward silence] |
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| Jim Halpert: | What a night... |
| Michael Scott: | Yeah, well. Good for you, your friend got engaged. |
| Jim Halpert: | She was already engaged. |
| Michael Scott: | Roy said the first one didn't count. |
| Jim Halpert: | That's... great. |
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| [from deleted scenes] | |
| Michael Scott: | You know what Brenda, could we have a moment alone? |
| Brenda: | Jan said if you asked me that I was supposed to say no. |
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| Michael Scott: | Now on this ship, that is the office, what is the sales department? Anyone? |
| Darryl: | How about, the sales department is the sails. |
| Michael Scott: | Yes, Darryl. The sales department makes sales. Good. |
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| Dwight Schrute: | Well I''m not paying for my own stuff, okay? I know you did this because you're friends with the vending machine guy. |
| Jim Halpert: | Who, Steve? |
| Dwight Schrute: | Yeah Steve, whatever his name is. |
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| Jim Halpert: | He can have us rob a bank, and escape through the sewers. |
| Pam Beesly: | And brush our teeth! |
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| Michael Scott: | I'm on medication. |
| Girl from Corporate: | Really? What? |
| Michael Scott: | Vomicillan. |
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| Ryan: | Do I have to go? I have a big test tomorrow. |
| Michael Scott: | Yes, you have to go. It's mandatory. But don't worry you're going to learn plenty. This is going to turn your life around, Ryan. |
| Ryan: | I''m already in business school. |
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| Michael Scott: | In an office when you are ranking people manager outranks captain. On a boat, who knows? It's nebulose. |
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| Dwight Schrute: | [singing] What do you do with a drunken sailor, what do you do with a drunken sailor, what do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning? |
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| Michael Scott: | Sometimes you have to take a break from being the kind of boss that's always trying to teach people things. Sometimes you just have to be the boss of dancing. |
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| Dwight Schrute: | I was the youngest pilot in Pan Am history. When I was four, the pilot let me ride in the cockpit and fly the plane with him. And I was four, and I was great and I would have landed it, but my dad wanted us to go back to our seats. |
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