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| Dwight Schrute: | That's a terrible idea. |
| Jim Halpert: | What is? |
| Dwight Schrute: | Them, in there all together. If they stay in there too long, they're gonna get on the same cycle. Wreak havoc on our plumbing. |
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| Dwight Schrute: | Michael wants us to bond so we need topics for conversation. |
| Jim Halpert: | Ponies. |
| Dwight Schrute: | No. |
| Ryan: | How about rainbows? |
| Dwight Schrute: | No. |
| Jim Halpert: | Flowers? |
| Dwight Schrute: | No. |
| Ryan: | Makeup? |
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| Michael Scott: | Why can't boys play with dolls? Why does society force us to use urinals when sitting down is far more comfortable? |
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| Michael Scott: | You may look around and see two groups here: white collar and blue collar. But I don't see it that way. You know why not? Because I'm 'collarblind'. |
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| Michael Scott: | Pizza. Great equalizer. Rich people love pizza, poor people love pizza, white people love pizza, black people love pizza... do black people like pizza? |
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| Kelly: | What about 'second base'? Like, if Michael said he got to second base with you, does that mean, like, you closed a deal? |
| Jan: | Excuse me? |
| Kelly: | I mean that's a baseball term, right? |
| Jan: | I don't know what Michael was talking about. |
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| Roy: | I hate it when girls insist on taking them out to good restaurants every weekend night and then they're like, 'when are we gonna go on a date-date?' |
| Dwight Schrute: | Yeah! And then they make you drive them to church the next morning! Like gas ain't free! |
| [silence] |
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| Angela: | I'm not gaining anything from this seminar. I'm a professional woman, the head of accounting. I'm in the healthiest relationship of my life. I just think it's insulting that Jan thinks we need this. And apparently, judging from her outfit, Jan aspires to be a whore. |
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| Michael Scott: | Everyone, guys. Circle up, please. Come on over. Bring your chairs. Toby, come on over. You're a guy... too. Sort of. |
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| Michael Scott: | This is Darryl, one of our warehouse staff... Darryl, what is your biggest fear? |
| Darryl: | My biggest fear is that someone will distract us from getting these shipments out on time. |
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| Kelly: | I'll tell you one thing, I am not going to be one of those women shlepping her kids around in a minivan. |
| Jan: | Great, uh-huh? |
| Kelly: | I want an SUV... with three rows of seats. |
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| Jan: | Why don't we go around the table and all say something that we know we're good at. I am good at public speaking. |
| Meredith: | Hi, I'm Meredith, and I'm an al-- good at supplier relations. |
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| Jim Halpert: | So you're not doing it. |
| Pam Beesly: | How did you know? |
| Jim Halpert: | Why not? |
| Pam Beesly: | Just, like, no big reason. Just a bunch of little reasons. Roy's right there's no guarantee it's going to lead to anything anyway. |
| Jim Halpert: | Roy said that. |
| Pam Beesly: | What. You have something you wanna say? |
| Jim Halpert: | You gotta take a chance on something sometime Pam. I mean do you wanna be a receptionist here always? |
| Pam Beesly: | Oh excuse me! I'm fine with my choices! |
| Jim Halpert: | You are? |
| Pam Beesly: | Yeah. |
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| Kevin: | I bet Roy heard about you liking Pam. I bet he'll try to beat you up. |
| Jim Halpert: | Thanks for the heads-up, Kev. |
| Kevin: | I got your back if he does. [long pause] But I'll try to stay out of it. |
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| Michael Scott: | [writes '13579 / 8724' on the blackboard] Just in case there's somebody down here who shouldn't be. A little Good Will Hunting situation. |
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| Michael Scott: | I feel ya dog. |
| Darryl: | No you don't. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Well, not literally. |
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| Michael Scott: | Sometimes Jan can be such a bitch. |
| [loud vocal agreement from the other employees] | |
| Michael Scott: | Hey watch it. We have a relationship. |
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| Michael Scott: | Oh I think this is gonna work out great, because managing the warehouse is a very important part of my job and I haven't been there in months. |
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| Meredith: | In five years, I'd like to be five years sober. |
| Jan: | That is an excellent goal. |
| Meredith: | Four and a half. |
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| Michael Scott: | [with shirt half unbuttoned] What is our beef as human men? |
| Lonny: | You know, that's a good question, Hasselhoff. |
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| Michael Scott: | ...We'll get someone to clean that up. |
| Darryl: | We're the ones that gotta clean that up! |
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| Michael Scott: | You know what? Darryl is actually the foreman here, and not Roy. Which is cool... |
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| Michael Scott: | So Roy is actually going to be marrying Pam sometime this summer. And uh, she's our receptionist. Sort of a 'Brangelina' thing. |
| Roy: | Why? |
| Michael Scott: | Brangelina is the Brad Pitt and Angelina... |
| Roy: | I don't understand. |
| Michael Scott: | Roy... Roy and Pam. It's a 'Ram'. It's a Ram thing! |
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