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| Phyllis: | Does everyone know my boyfriend, Bob Vance? |
| Kevin: | Kevin Malone. |
| Bob: | Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration. |
| Stanley: | Stanley Hudson. |
| Bob: | Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration. |
| Ryan: | Ryan Howard. |
| Bob: | Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration. |
| [pause] | |
| Ryan: | What line of work you in, Bob? |
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| Michael Scott: | Unbelievable. I do the nicest thing that anyone's ever done for these people and they freak-out. Well happy birthday Jesus, sorry your party's so lame. |
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| Michael Scott: | Reverse psychology is an awesome tool. I don't know if you guys know about it, but, basically, you make someone think the opposite of what you believe. And that tricks them into doing something stupid. Works like a charm. |
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| Kevin: | But what are we gonna do with this hacked off part? |
| Michael Scott: | Well, that is a perfectly good mini-tree, Kevin. And we are going to sell that to charity. That's what Christmas is all about. |
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| Jim Halpert: | He clearly forgot to get me something, so he went into the closet, dug out this little number, and threw it in a bag. |
| [cut to Creed] | |
| Creed: | Yep. That's exactly what happened. |
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| Michael Scott: | Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It is like this tangible thing that you can point to and say 'Hey man, I love you this many dollars worth.' |
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| Pam Beesly: | You do realize we can't have liquor at the party. |
| Michael Scott: | Yeah, I know... damnit. Stupid corporate... wet blankets. Like booze ever killed anybody. |
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| Michael Scott: | You're the expert, is this enough to get 20 people plastered? |
| Salesperson: | 15 bottles of vodka? Yeah, that should do it. |
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| Michael Scott: | So Phyllis is basically saying, 'Hey Michael, I know you did a lot to help the office this year, but I only care about you and oven mitt''s-worth.' I gave Ryan an iPod! |
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| Kevin: | Why did you get it so big? |
| Michael Scott: | A. That's what she said, and B. I wanted it to be impressive, biggest day of the year deserves the biggest tree of the year. |
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| Ryan: | Angela drafted me into the party planning committee. Her memo said that we need to prepare for every possible disaster. Which to me, seems... excessive. |
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| Darryl: | Come on Michael let me borrow the hat for just a couple of hours. |
| Michael Scott: | You wanna be Santa? Have you ever seen Santa? |
| Darryl: | Yeah, I've seen Santa. Who cares? |
| Michael Scott: | Well I'm sorry it just doesn't work. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Michael, I would like to be the elf. |
| Michael Scott: | That makes sense, because he has elfish features. |
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| Michael Scott: | Christmas is awesome. First of all, you get to spend time with people you love. Secondly, you can get drunk and no one can say anything. Third, you give presents. What's better than giving presents? And fourth, getting presents. So, four things. Not bad for one day. It's really the greatest day of all time. |
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| Meridith: | The deal is, this is kind of my last hurrah, because I made a New Year's Resolution that I'm not going to drink anymore... during the week. |
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| Toby: | I got Angela. She's into these posters of babies dressed as adults. I got her one of those. I felt kinda weird buying that. |
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| Kelly: | [opening Angela's poster] Yikes. |
| Toby: | Well, it's for Angela, so... |
| Kelly: | That's like the creepiest thing that I've ever seen. |
| Michael Scott: | Angela, you're up. |
| Angela: | I'll take the poster. Some people like these. |
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| Angela: | Michael should have asked the party planning committee first. He''s not supposed to just spring things on us out of nowhere. [begins to sob] |
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| Meredith: | I'll take the teapot. |
| Jim Halpert: | Oh I got that specifically for Pam... |
| Michael Scott: | Yankee Swap!! |
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| Michael Scott: | I wanted this party to be really special, so I sort of went above and beyond. |
| Jim Halpert: | Well that's great, but don't tell me who it is 'cause I could... |
| Michael Scott: | It was Ryan. Yep. I have Ryan. |
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| Kevin: | I'll take the footbath. |
| Kevin: | [later, to camera] That's the thing I bought myself. I'm really psyched to use it. [long pause] Maybe I should've taken the ipod... oh, shoot... |
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| Kelly: | Hi. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Oh... Hello there. |
| [Kelly kisses Dwight] | |
| Dwight Schrute: | What are you doing? |
| Kelly: | I dunno. |
| Dwight Schrute: | You shouldn't do things like that! The man is supposed to do that! |
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| Ryan: | [holds up a name card with 'Kelly' on it] |
| Stanley: | That was meant for Kelly. |
| Ryan: | Yeah. I figured. |
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| Dwight Schrute: | You guys should use a hand truck. |
| Kevin: | Do we have one? |
| Dwight Schrute: | No. |
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| Michael Scott: | That is a perfectly good mini-tree, Kevin, and we are going to sell that to charity. That's what Christmas is all about. |
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