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The Office Season 2 - The Fire

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Dwight Schrute: Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, Television, North Korea, South Korea, Marylin Monroe! Ryan started the fire!
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Dwight Schrute: Question, is there fire wood on the island?
Jim Halpert: I guess.
Dwight Schrute: Then I would bring an ax, no books.<b>
Jim Halpert: It has to be a book Dwight.
Dwight Schrute: Fine, Physician's Desk Reference-
Jim Halpert: Nice, smart.
Dwight Schrute: ...hollowed out, inside-waterproof matches, iodine tablets, beet seeds, protein bars, NASA blanket and, in case I get bored, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. No, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Question, did my shoes come off in the plane crash?
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Michael Scott: Jim, you're next. Who would you do?
Jim Halpert: Ummm... Kevin, hands down. Yeah, he's really got that teddy bear thing going on, and afterwards we could, just watch bowling.
Michael Scott: Well I'd definitely have sex with Ryan.
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Dwight Schrute: Michael and I have a very special connection. He's like Batman, I'm like Robin. He's like The Lone Ranger and I'm like Tonto. And it's not like there was The Lone Ranger and Tonto and Bonto.
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Michael Scott: Yes, I've heard 'women and children first', but we do not employ children. We are not a sweatshop, thankfully. And women are equal in the workplace, by law, so if I let them out first... I have a lawsuit on my hands.
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Dwight Schrute: I hope the war goes on for ever and that Ryan gets drafted.
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Michael Scott: I did not go to business school. You know who else didn't go to business school? LeBron James, Tracy McGrady, Kobe Bryant. They went right from high school to the NBA so... [pause] So, it's not the same thing at all.
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Dwight Schrute: [evacuating the office] Do you want to die!?
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Dwight Schrute: Stay below the smoke line! Let's go! Clear out! STAT! [pause] Stat means now!
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Michael Scott: For my emergency contact put Todd F. Packer. Do you know what the 'F' stands for?
Ryan: Fudge?
Michael Scott: How did you--
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Phyllis: [listing favorite books] The DaVinci Code.
Angela: The DaVinci Code. I would bring The DaVinci Code. So I could burn The DaVinci Code.
Dwight Schrute: Yeah right, that would keep you warm for like 7 seconds.
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Michael Scott: Ryan's about to attend the Michael Scott School of Business. I'm like... Mr. Miyagi and Yoda, rolled into one.
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Michael Scott: Five years from now, what do you want to do?
Ryan: Uh, well, I'm interested in business.
Michael Scott: Oh, good. Ambitious. Excellent. You want to be a manager?
Ryan: Ah, actually no, uh, what I want is to own my own company.
Michael Scott: [matter-of-factly] That is ridiculous.
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Michael Scott: You know what Dwight? You''re acting like a dork.
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Michael Scott: Ryan is book smart. I'm street smart... and book smart.
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Michael Scott: There are ten rules of business that you need to learn. Number one: You need to play to win. But, you also have to.. win, to play.
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Michael Scott: What advice you seek? ...Do you know who that is?
Ryan: Fozzy bear?
Michael Scott: Mmmm no, no, it's yoda.
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Dwight Schrute: [to firefighters] Hey guys, great response time. Listen up, I got some theories...
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Katy: First, Legally Blonde.
Pam Beesly: [laughs]
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Michael Scott: [in a voicemail message to Ryan] Hey Ryan it's your girlfriend... and I'm mad!
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Jim Halpert: Who would you do?
Kevin: Present company excluded?
Jim Halpert: Not necessarily...
Kevin: Pam.
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