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The Office Season 2 - Valentine's Day
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| Michael Scott: | This is a business trip. I would have to be a raving lunatic to try to talk to Jan about what happened between us. Her words, not mine. She sent me an e-mail this morning. |
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| Michael Scott: | New York, New York. City so nice they named it twice. Manhattan is the other name. |
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| Pam Beesly: | Okay, well, sometimes the gift is really about the gesture, you know, like, what it means instead of what it is. |
| Dwight Schrute: | You mean... like a ham? |
| Pam Beesly: | [pause] No, not like a ham. It's about doing something so that the person knows that you really care about her. That you remember her-- |
| Dwight Schrute: | Okay shut up. I know exactly what to do. |
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| Michael Scott: | Here it is, heart of New York City, Times Square... named for the good times you have when you're in it. |
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| Dwight Schrute: | Women are like wolves. If you want a wolf, you have to trap it. You have to snare it... and then you have to tame it. Keep it happy, care for it, feed it... lovingly, like an animal deserves to be loved. And my animal deserves a lot of loving. |
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| Delivery Guy: | Phyllis Lapin? |
| Pam Beesly: | Holy God. |
| Delivery Guy: | It's from Bob. |
| Kevin: | Man that thing's bigger than I am. |
| Delivery Guy: | No it's not. |
| Kevin: | Oh zip it. |
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| Michael Scott: | New York is home to the best seafood in the world. See? There ya go! Right there, Red Lobster. |
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| Michael Scott: | What it's like to walk a mile in Oscar's shoes, or try on Phyllis' pants... |
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| Dwight Schrute: | Hey Angela, did you hear? Somebody totally rocked the house and got me the best present I've ever gotten. |
| Angela: | Really? I wouldn't know anything about that. But I'm glad you enjoyed it. |
| Dwight Schrute: | I did. Oh I did. |
| Angela: | I didn't get anything for Valentine's Day. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Oh I bet you will by the time the day's over. |
| Angela: | Really? Well I hope I do. |
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| Jim Halpert: | You know what? Here's the deal, Kelly. It would be really nice if he was into you, right? It would be great. But he isn't. |
| Kelly: | Yeah, but it would be so great if he was. |
| Jim Halpert: | Yeah, but he's not, though. So you just gotta suck it up. You just gotta move on. Try to have some fun. Come to my poker game tonight. |
| Kelly: | Okay cool. [pause] Is it okay if I invite Ryan? |
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| Michael Scott: | And Craig, you saw him. He's not the sharpest tool in the shed, although he is a tool. |
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| Phyllis: | [reading card] Happy Valentine's Day, darling. Love Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration. |
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| Roy: | What's wrong? |
| Pam Beesly: | Nothing. It's just that I had to sit here all day while Phyllis got like an entire garden. |
| Roy: | What, you're mad at me? |
| Pam Beesly: | Like, I know that we said no big gifts, but I was hoping you'd get me something for Valentine's Day. |
| Roy: | Well, Valentine's Day isn't over. Let's get you home, and you are going to get the best sex of your life. |
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| Pam Beesly: | Heading out? |
| Jim Halpert: | Yeah. Alright Beesly, happy Valentine's Day. |
| Pam Beesly: | Bye. |
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| Oscar: | The best present would be, you to do a good job in front of the new CFO. |
| Michael Scott: | Duuuude, I'm gonna nail it. Me and New York? Oh, I own that city. Fo-get about it! |
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| Michael Scott: | Scranton is great, but New York is like Scranton on acid. No, on speed. Nah. On steroids. |
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| Jim Halpert: | Hey Kelly. What's up? |
| Kelly: | Nothing oh! Except oh my God, Jim! Last night, Ryan and I totally, finally hooked up. It was awesome. |
| Jim Halpert: | Oh. That's great. I'm really happy for you. |
| Kelly: | I know, and it was so funny because we were at this bar with his friends, and I was sitting next to him the whole night, and he wasn't making a move, so in my head I was like, 'Ryan! What's taking you so long?' And then, he kissed me, and I didn't know what to say, so I said, 'Ryan! What took you so long?' |
| Jim Halpert: | Wow. |
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| Michael Scott: | The meeting isn't until three, but I always like to come a little early. This is where I do my haunts. Oh, look! [points to a Sbarro's] My favorite New York pizza place. I'm going to go get me a New York slice! |
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| Dwight Schrute: | Pam, make I speak to you? Privately? |
| Pam Beesly: | You can't fire me just because Michael isn't here, Dwight. |
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| Craig: | What? You like Jan? How can you like Jan? |
| Michael Scott: | Maybe because she's my girlfriend. Was-- or not my girlfriend. We hooked up. |
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| Jim Halpert: | Well, take it slow, because it seems like a lot of the time things like that need to-- |
| [Ryan enters] | |
| Ryan: | Soda. |
| Kelly: | Cool. Hey so, do you want to do something tonight? |
| Jim Halpert: | Wow. [under his breath] Oh, no, not while I'm here. |
| Kelly: | I mean, I know its Valentine's Day and all, but there's totally no pressure at all. |
| Ryan: | I can't tonight. I have plans with my friends. |
| Kelly: | That's cool. I completely understand. |
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| Craig: | Well, Michael made that stupid movie and he doesn't get in any trouble. Maybe I should have slept with you too. |
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| Jan: | Surely you cannot be serious? |
| Michael Scott: | I am serious. And don't call me Shirley. Airplane. |
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| Dan: | I don't need to explain to you that even a joke about sexual relations with your boss... |
| Michael Scott: | I know, it was borderline at best... |
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| Kelly: | I mean I just said it to him. Can you believe that? |
| Jim Halpert: | Wow. |
| Kelly: | Oh my God, Jim, is that embarrassing? I'm embarrassed. |
| Jim Halpert: | No don't be. |
| Kelly: | Oh thank God. Because I was nervous Jim, you will not believe. I was so nervous. |
| Jim Halpert: | I bet. |
| Kelly: | But now-now I have a boyfriend. |
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| Craig: | Yeah, uh, here's the deal, I did not understand that this was supposed to be a full on report and what not. |
| Jan: | I'm sorry, what did you think 'financial presentation' meant? |
| Craig: | I was under the impression that this was more like a meet-and-greet type deal. |
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| Michael Scott: | This is the world famous Rockefeller Center. Founded of course by Theodore Rockefeller. This is the skating rink and I think the Rangers practice there sometimes. |
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