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| Jim Halpert: | After you sir. |
| Dwight Schrute: | No thank you. I never let anyone walk behind me. Seven out of ten attacks are from the rear. |
| Jim Halpert: | Okay, well that still leaves a 30% chance that I'll attack you from the front. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Uh, yeah but it'll be easier to stop. I can always block the blow, I can counter it.-- [Jim slaps Dwight, then walks away.] |
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| Michael Scott: | Dwight betrayed me once before. So this is his strike two. You know what they say, fool me once, strike one, but fool me twice... strike three. |
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| Jim Halpert: | Dwight and I used to go on call sales all the time. In fact I have a picture to remember that time. Oh young Jim. There's just so much I need to warn you about. And yet, tragically, I cannot. |
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| Andy: | Oompa loompa, doompadee dossum, Dwight is now gone, which is totally awesome. Why was he gone, he was such a nice guy. No, he was not, he was a total douche. Doompadee doom. |
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| Oscar: | Hi everyone. |
| Kevin: | Oh hello Oscar. How was your gay-cation? |
| Oscar: | That's very funny. |
| Kevin: | Yeah? I thought of that like two seconds after you left. |
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| Michael Scott: | So that just leaves Dwight and Jim. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Okay, wait. Does anyone wanna trade? |
| Jim Halpert: | Yeah. I'll trade. |
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| Dwight Schrute: | One of my life goals was to die right in my desk chair. And today, that dream shattered. |
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| Dwight Schrute: | It's gonna be okay. |
| Angela: | How is it going to be okay Dwight? Everyone will know our business. |
| Dwight Schrute: | That's not the worst thing in the world. I'll just stand up in front of the office and reveal our true love. It's won't be that bad. Look at Kelly and Ryan. |
| Angela: | I hate those two people more than anything in the entire world. |
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| Andy: | Five of us transfered from Stamford. There's two of us left. Me and Karen. It's like we're touring Willy Wonka's chocolate factory and dropping off one by one. Well guess what. I'm not falling in a chocolate river. |
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| Jim Halpert: | Seriously? You're going to sit in the back? |
| Dwight Schrute: | Uh yeah! That's the safest part of a car. In the event of a crash, the driver always protects his side first. |
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| Andy: | I'm so sorry man. I really screwed that up. I really-- |
| Michael Scott: | Don't worry about it-- |
| Andy: | No. I really Schruted it. |
| Michael Scott: | What? |
| Andy: | Schruted it. It's just this thing people say around your office all the time. Like when you screw something up in a really irreversable way, you Schruted it. I don't know where it comes from though. You think it came from Dwight Schrute? |
| Michael Scott: | I don't know. Who knows how words are formed. |
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| Dwight Schrute: | Ahem. May I have your attention, please. This will only take a moment of your time. [takes out note and begins reading] 'Although I love this company more than almost anything in the world, I have decided to step down from my post and spend more time with my family. I do not fear the unknown. I will meet my new challenges head on and I will succeed. And I will laugh in the face of those who doubt me. It's been a pleasure working with some of you and I will not forget those of you soon. But remember, while today it is me, we all shall fall.' In other words I'm quitting. |
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| Andy: | In order to take down Dwight, I have to chip away at his ally, in this case Michael. And here's the good news. Every success I've ever had in my job or with the lady folk, has come from my ability to slowly and painfully wear someone down. |
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| Andy: | What's the deal with Dwight doing your laundry? |
| Michael Scott: | Ugh, that is a long story. Um, a couple months ago, Dwight tried to go behind my back with Jan and get my job and I am now having him do my laundry as punishment. |
| Andy: | Wow. That is a long story but quite well told, Michael. I find it very interesting. Especially the part about Dwight going behind your back and basically being like a terrible person. You know, if you want your laundry done right, well I used to work at Abercrombie, so prreetty good folder. |
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| Michael Scott: | Dwight! |
| Dwight Schrute: | Yeah. |
| Michael Scott: | Here you go. |
| Dwight Schrute: | [catches laundry bag] You want shirts on hangers? |
| Michael Scott: | Please. |
| Andy: | He does your laundry? |
| Michael Scott: | Long story. |
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| Michael Scott: | Here we go! You know what this is? This is the Amazing Race. [points to Ryan and Stanley] And you guys are the retired marines. [points to Phyllis and Karen] And you guys are the mother/daughter. [points to Jim and Dwight] And you guys are the gay couple. [turns to Andy] And we are the fire fighter heros. |
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| Andy: | My plan is taking longer than I thought. But I don't give up easily. I've walked two marathons. |
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| Michael Scott: | Punctuality is something I demand from my employees. I need them to show up on time, so when I finally show up we can get started right away. |
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| Andy: | Um, am I happy about the way things turned out? Ugh, happy's such an ugly word, but um, I saw what needed to be done and I did it so now I'm thrilled. |
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| Michael Scott: | Today we're going to team up for sales calls. Andy, since this was your idea, you get to pick first. |
| Andy: | Hmm, well. Let me think about this for a minute. Oh, I don't know. Michael Scott, PhD, Doctor of Sales. |
| Michael Scott: | Well I appreciate that. That very gracious of you. |
| Andy: | Well it is very gracious of you to accept. |
| Michael Scott: | Well thank you sir. |
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| Angela: | This friend of mine, let's call her Noel. She missed this deadline, turning something into corporate in New York! But then this gallant gentleman, we'll call him Kurt. He drove all the way to New York and handed it in for her. Because I don't know he just really likes her a lot. |
| Pam Beesly: | Well that's great. |
| Angela: | Yes, it is! |
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