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| Ryan: | Did this happen on company property? |
| Michael Scott: | It was on company property, with company property. So, double jeopardy, we're fine. |
| Ryan: | I don't think-- I don't think you understand how jeopardy works. |
| Michael Scott: | Oh, I'm sorry. What is, 'we're fine'? |
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| Michael Scott: | Ladies and gentleman, I have some bad news. Meredith was hit by a car. |
| Oscar: | Where? |
| Michael Scott: | It happened this morning in the parking lot. I took her to the hospital. And the doctors tried to save her, life, they did the best they could. And she is going to be ok. |
| Stanley: | What is wrong with you? Why would you have to phrase is like that? |
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| Michael Scott: | Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh I donno, I sing in the shower? Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me-- no, don't sue me. That is opposite the point I'm trying to make. |
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| Jim Halpert: | One day Michael came in, complaining about a speed bump, on the highway... I wonder who he ran over then. |
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| Michael Scott: | Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it's not like this, compulsive, need, to be liked. Like my need to be praised. |
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| I.T. Guy: | What was the exact offer? |
| Pam Beesly: | It was for a... video. |
| I.T. Guy: | Yeah, what kind of video? |
| Pam Beesly: | A celebrity sex-tape. |
| Jim Halpert: | Really? What kind of celebrity? |
| Pam Beesly: | Not relevant. |
| Jim Halpert: | How much you pay for it? |
| Pam Beesly: | Not relevant. |
| Jim Halpert: | You paid for it!? |
| Pam Beesly: | It all happened too fast! |
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| Kevin: | Oh well. If they aren't together now, then they probably never will be. I thought they''d be good together. Like PB & J... Pam Beesly and Jim! What a waste! What. A. Waste. |
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| Michael Scott: | Oh I am taking responsibility. And it is up to me, to get rid of the curse, that hit Meredith, with my care. I am not superstitious, but I'm a little 'stitious. |
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| Michael Scott: | Okay, I have an announcement. |
| Oscar: | You pushed Darryl out the window. |
| Michael Scott: | No-- |
| Phyllis: | You shot Dwight. |
| Michael Scott: | No, no. That is not funny, I love my employees. Even though, I hit one of you with my car-- for which I take whole responsiblity. |
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| Michael Scott: | Myth: Three Americans every year die from rabies. Fact: Four Americans every year die from rabies. |
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| Michael Scott: | Alright, since I am the boss I will drive as well. Who wants shotgun? |
| Oscar: | You can't be serious. You ran a woman over this morning. |
| Michael Scott: | Everybody inside the car was fine, Stanley. |
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| Michael Scott: | Kelly, you're Hindu so you believe in Buddha. |
| Kelly: | That's Buddhists. |
| Michael Scott: | Are you sure? |
| Kelly: | No. |
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| Michael Scott: | So, I need a little treat for the gang. Something to win their affections back. |
| Ryan: | Back? Why is that, Michael? |
| Michael Scott: | Well, I ran down Meredith in my car. |
| Ryan: | Ohhhh. Did you do this on purpose? |
| Michael Scott: | No. I was being negligent. |
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| Kevin: | Are you kidding me? Pam, and Jim, are hooking up. All they do is smile. They're just keeping it a secret. Right? |
| [pans to Oscar] | |
| Oscar: | I don't know. There is no evidence of intimacy. They've been in remarkably good moods, it could be other things. |
| Kevin: | Are you kidding me!? |
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| Creed: | I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader. |
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| Dwight Schrute: | As a farmer, I know that when an animal is sick, sometimes the right thing to do, is to put it out of its misery. With the electricity we're keeping Meredith alive, we could power a small fan for two days. You tell me what's unethical. |
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| Michael Scott: | [seeing Darryl feeding a squirrel] Darryl, what are you doing? |
| Darryl: | I'm- I'm giving him a peanut. |
| Michael Scott: | No, don't give him- just, did you hear anything I said? |
| Darryl: | Look how happy he is! |
| Michael Scott: | He's happy because he's insane. You know what? That's the perfect example of the kind of awareness we need to generate. |
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| Dwight Schrute: | Maybe we should just skip the ceremony and set up a college fund for Meredith's son. |
| Michael Scott: | Have you met that kid? Not going to college. |
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| Pam Beesly: | On average, how many hours a day do you spend naked in your office, just ballpark. |
| Michael Scott: | European offices are naked all the time. |
| Pam Beesly: | They're so not. |
| Michael Scott: | Besides my shirttail covered most of it so-- |
| Pam Beesly: | I didn't see where it started I saw where it ended. |
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| Michael Scott: | I would like you to accept this cheque, for three hundred and forty dollars, made out to 'Science'. Make sure that gets into the right hands. |
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| Toby: | Where are we? |
| Kelly: | I donno. Like five kilometers from the office. |
| Toby: | He couldn't have made it a circle? |
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| Andy: | I'm petrified of nipple chafing. One it starts, it's a vicious circle. You have sensitive nipples, they chafe, so they become more sensitive, so they chafe more. It's a tough one. Gotta take precautions. |
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| Michael Scott: | I was also hoping to hand the giant cheque to a rabies doctor. How's that going? |
| Pam Beesly: | Not well. A doctor won't come out to collect a cheque for 700 dollars. Or 500 dollars if we go with the giant cheque. And also, there is no such thing as a rabies doctor. |
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| Michael Scott: | Man what a day, huh? How could it get any worse? The computer crashes, with the porn. And then Meredith with the accident. And then, Sprinkle. God. That's three things. I'll tell you what's going on. This office is cursed. And we have to do something. |
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| Angela: | I can't. Sprinkles is sick. |
| [cut to interview] | |
| Angela: | She 's been sick for some time--thank you for asking. No one asks, about Sprinkles. |
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| Jan: | Okay, name please. |
| Creed: | Creed Braton, 75-plus division. |
| Jan: | You're over 75-years-old? |
| Creed: | 82, November first. How much is the prize money? |
| Jan: | There's no prize money. |
| Creed: | What is any of this real? |
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| Michael Scott: | Jan made me breakfast this morning. Well, she bought the milk... It's soy! |
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| Jan: | So I heard that you were peeping on Michael. |
| Pam Beesly: | No, it was not-- |
| Jan: | Look, I don't know what your deal is, but he's mine. Okay? So hands off. |
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| Phyllis: | I'm a Lutheran and Bob is a Unitarian. It keeps things spicy. |
| Angela: | That's why we're cursed. |
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| [on the phone] | |
| Stanley: | No, 'rabies.' Babies would be a good idea. Can I put you down for a dime? [caller hangs up] |
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| Ryan: | People keep calling me a 'wunderkind.' I don't even know what that means. But, I mean I know what it means. It means, very successful for your age. So I guess that makes sense. But, weird word. |
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| Michael Scott: | What about you? |
| I.T. Guy: | Well if you're going to reduce my identity to my religion, then I'm Sikh. But I also like hiphop and NPR. And I'm restoring 1967 Corvette in my spare time. |
| Michael Scott: | Okay. So, one Sikh, and... |
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